Ten simple ways to find out if your other half is having a cheeky fuck with your neighbour Janine Tomlinson.

How gaining 18 stone made my wife hornier than a rhino in the middle of mating season. Kenneth Flange reports.

Make your badonkadonk more bootylicious for your bae by increasing the size of your ass with homemade fats and lards. Kirsty Krampus tells you how!

Jon Rawtenstall smuggled twenty pounds of ecstacy into Saudi Arabia. What happened next will SHOCK you!

Katy Hoppins on the infestation affecting Britain… and her vagina!

Cleaning diva Perry Lalone shows you three simple steps to freshen up your home with horse manure.

Salted caramel coated testicles and semen soup; a disturbing new trend is growing amongst Britain's men. Dr Timothy Surveillance investigates.

OH! foodie Thomas Flatulence gets more than he bargained for at the opening night of En-French London.

Resident astrologer and psychic Mystic Matt tries to find whether wasps communicate via extra-sensory perception. They do not.

Sandra Ballcock sends her 80-year old aunts Margaret, Agatha and Myrtle to the hottest clubs in Swansea to see how these hip-happening (and hip-replacing) fogies deal with the dancefloor.